5 best times to smoke a cigarette
-after waking.
-after eating.
-after every wonderful thing life has to offer (i.e. drugs, sex, etc.)
-before, during, or after: work/exams/presentations/job interviews/cake eating competitions/knife fights/leisurely walk/night prowl/anything requiring physical stamina
-before you die.
5 worst times to smoke a cigarette
-when you’re sick.
-when it’s cold outside, and you have to smoke outside.
-when someone left the gas on.
-when you think it will calm you down. (hello, stimulant!)
-anytime, always, forever.
Always good, always bad. Cigarettes, I fucking hate you. May I have another, sir?
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