- I know what you’re thinking right now: “This guy is full of shit.”
- I love everyone. Except that guy Steve. Steve’s the devil.
- One time, I made some people out of clay.
- I rest every seven days.
- People who don’t know me have written books about me, but they don’t know me, and they don't know they have written books about me, and they would deny any of these claims, but I’m infallible, so I’m right.
- Infallible. What more reason do you need?
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