Somebody left this list on the counter of the market where i work (which according to this list is called Avienda's. News to me). What strikes me most is the gracious allowance of tasks doled out to the list bearer from the list writer. "You CAN go shopping," and "You GET to make dinner too! at 6pm!" Whomever wrote this list MUST be a lovely person. Note the crossed out line that denies importance of "whatever you want for lunch for tomo..." Tough tomatoes, list bearer, nobody cares what you want.
If you can correctly guess how the completion of this list will impact my future, I'll give you all the change in the picture, with a yearly interest of my humble respect.
I blank too much. I drink too much. I don’t drink enough water. I spend too much time at home. I don't have enough free time. I spend too much time on the Internet. I don’t read enough. I spend too much time in the mirror. I don’t look good enough. I don’t eat enough vegetables. I eat too much meat. I don’t eat enough. I spend too much time analyzing my thoughts. I don’t regard my emotions enough. I worry too much. I frustrate myself too much. I don’t love enough. I don’t think of others enough. I think about myself too much. I talk about other people too much. I don’t talk enough to other people. I sleep too much. I spend too much time exhausted. I don’t blank enough.
Now you try: I ____ too much. I don’t _____ enough _____. I spend too much at ______. I don't have enough _________. I spend too much _______ on the _________. I don’t ________ enough. I spend too much _______ in the ________. I don’t ________ good enough. I don’t eat enough ________. I eat too much _______. I don’t _____enough. I spend too much time analyzing my _______. I don’t regard my _____ enough. I _______ too much. I _______ myself too much. I don’t _____enough. I don’t think of _______enough. I think about _______ too much. I talk about _______ too much. I don’t talk about ________ enough. I _______ too much. I spend too much time __________. I don’t black enough.
Sarah Palin is ready to admit she IS a death panel.
Martha Stew Art just lost her grandmother, and is wondering if life is as precious as the ring she just inherited. Goodbye Granny, Hello Pawnshop!
Ninny Grim has dark thoughts, and seeks the clean release of pain.
Chuck Darwin is so drunk he really shouldn’t be updating on his iphone and driving.
Pookie Jones smacks a ho!
Perjor Thinskin just ate dinner, then snuck quietly to the bathroom.
Max Powers is better than all of you, and has the money (and arrogance) to show it.
Ray Band just took all the quizzes, played all the games, and joined all the groups on Facebook, earning Facebook’s third party advertisers a BUTTLOAD of money! Hep-hep-hooray for free markets, invisible hands, and violation of privacy!
Conifer Blight just got out of prison. Again. Who’s got some weed?
Mindy Bender is on medication and can’t feel her emotions.
Barack Hussein Obama just got confused for a terrorist again.
Somebody left this list on the counter of the market where i work (which according to this list is called Avienda's. News to me). What strikes me most is the gracious allowance of tasks doled out to the list bearer from the list writer. "You CAN go shopping," and "You GET to make dinner too! at 6pm!" Whomever wrote this list MUST be a lovely person.
