Tuesday, March 1, 2011

ten things not to do on vacation (all of which i've done on this vacation)


1.get sick
2.stay inside and watch tv
3.eat at mcdonalds
4.pine about going home
5.ignore the homeless
6.stare at the floor
7.incessantly text people you know from home
8.sleep in until noon
9.forget your camera
10.be apathetic and unenthused by sights and culture of your vacation destination

seattle: city of goodwill, more like city of good grief! am i right, folks? hello? is this thing on?